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Script Circle
Books and Music

If the names ‘Jean Alain Boumsong’ and ‘Frank Pingel’ make your toes curl, then this is the book for you.  A light-hearted look back at all the players who made you slap your forehead even before they took to the field.  Now on Kindle for £2.99 or Paperback only £4.99.  



New Play - now available for amateur and professional performance









Alexander Millar’s

The Working Man


A Full-length musical play inspired by the paintings of Alexander Millar, set on Tyneside in the heyday of the shipyards.


Read online here


Johnson's shipyard is under new management, but the new boss is unpopular - he's stopped the beer allowance, for one thing. The men strike, but are sacked. They need to find a better way to get him to change his mind. What about going back to work without pay?


Review and performance scripts, backing tracks and sheet music now available from Lazy Bee Scripts.  The play is set in the early twentieth century and is ideal for Schools, colleges and amateur theatre groups.


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Just published…


I want to complain

(An alternative guide

to customer service)

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Narrated by

Leonora Haig

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Cinderella and the Pantomime Thief

Pantomime


Snow White and the Curse of the Ice Queen

Pantomime


Robin Hood and his Band of Merry Persons Pantomime


Grimm Tales for Little Horrors                      

Set of 4 short plays for Youth Theatre


Aladdin and the Wishing Tree         

Pantomime


The Beauty Sleeping                         

Pantomime


Pied Piper and the Tail of the Rat King

Pantomime


Cinderella and the Velvet Slipper   

Pantomime


The Wicked Witches of Oz                           

Pantomime


I want to complain!                                        

Non-fiction


Sentinel                                                            

Short Story


Playground Olympics                                    

Non-fiction


Diets don’t Work                                             

Non-fiction


Newcastle United’s Worst Ever Players  

Non-fiction


King Arthur and the Knights…    

Pantomime


Eternity in the Half-Light                              

Short Story


The Death of the Warrington Theatre Group

Play


Alexander Millar’s ‘The Working Man’              

Musical


The Premier League’s Worst Ever Players

Non-fiction


The Wishing Tree                                       

Fiction


No More Stress                                               

Non-fiction


Aesop’s Famous Fables and Twisted Tales

Play for youth theatre


Paranopoly                                                   

Fiction


Newcastle United’s Greatest Ever Games

Non-fiction


The Worst Pop Lyrics in the World Ever  

Non-fiction


The Lion, the witch and the Panto

Pantomime


Raven about Poe                                             

Play


Alice in Cuckoo Land                        

Pantomime


England’s Worst Ever Players                    

Non-fiction


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