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Hello there!!  Feel free to come in and have a poke around…  if you need me I’ll be just over here


I like writing so I write whenever I can and hope it’ll entertain someone someday.  I mainly write plays, non-fiction, fiction, blogs, articles and music.  If you want to know more, there’s links at the top of this website to read, download or buy stuff as well as news and notifications of free kindle stuff below.


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If the names ‘Jean Alain Boumsong’ and ‘Frank Pingel’ make your toes curl, then this is the book for you.  A light-hearted look back at all the players who made you slap your forehead even before they took to the field.  Now on Kindle for £2.99 or Paperback only £4.99.  



I am also one third of the electronic pop band Urban Fox.  We’re about to release our new album ‘Unconventional’ in October 2014.  Click the big ‘Urban Fox’ below for links to our Videos and streaming music - all free of charge!  Our previous albums are available on I-Tunes and Spotify (links on the official website)

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New Play - now available for amateur and professional performance














Alexander Millar’s

The Working Man


A Full-length musical play inspired by the paintings of Alexander Millar, set on Tyneside in the heyday of the shipyards.


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Johnson's shipyard is under new management, but the new boss is unpopular - he's stopped the beer allowance, for one thing. The men strike, but are sacked. They need to find a better way to get him to change his mind. What about going back to work without pay?


Review and performance scripts, backing tracks and sheet music now available from Lazy Bee Scripts.  The play is set in the early twentieth century and is ideal for Schools, colleges and amateur theatre groups.


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Just published…


I want to complain

(An alternative guide to customer service)

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Narrated by

Leonora Haig